This was funny. (not the sick part) I've got this cold deep in my chest, so I'm getting ready for bed and I'm lubed up with Vick's Vapor Rub (great stuff) soothing my chest. I'm walking around and Teresa tells me that I have to be lying down with that stuff on my chest. I was like "really!" I thought a second, and I told her that her momma must have told her that to get her to lay still when she was a kid. Apparently, that comment bothered her enough to read the bottle. Her mother will be getting a call because it ain't in the instructions.
